The magnificent specimen of the dog world you see to the left is my cousin Katie. 
                           She lives in Florida in her own apartment complete with butler.  I haven't met her yet, but my housekeepers tell me she's
                           pretty cool.  
                            
                           And that black lump you see below is something I've heard called a cat.  He lives in my house with me. 
                           If I had my way about it, he'd be history.  But he's fun to bite on and my housekeepers seem to like him so I guess I'll
                           let him stay.  I have to tell you though, he's not too awfully smart.  He still hasn't grasped the concept of my
                           being the BOSS!